If we were to one day encounter a form of life more powerful and intelligent than our own, and it regarded us as we regard fish, what would be our argument against being eaten?
No, father-in-law, I don’t think it’s funny that a Delta Airlines representative told the “gangstas” on your flight (you know the ones: with “obnoxious hats” and “ridiculous” “fake” Louis Vuitton carry-ons that you’ve described) to pull up their pants or they wouldn’t be allowed to ride in the…
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When my boys were small, they invented Star Wars Legos. They made their own Death Star.
I had Legos when I was little. I had a giant bucket and the pirate ship. I loved them.
A pirate ship isn't as good as the Death Star. Legos are a great toy for boys.
Wait, I'm confused: was a penis required to play with Legos? Because if so, Legos aren't a toy meant for children.